So here are two stories I know you’ll enjoy.  Let’s just say these stuck and you’ll see exactly why.  Enjoy a good laugh  and some practical advice at the same time (and you have kids you’ll especially enjoy this stuff) . . .

Don’t Touch the Paint

As an immigrant with humble beginnings my Dad was pretty particular about maintaining stuff for as long as he could make them last . . . cars, furniture, appliances and of course, the fresh coat of paint he put throughout the house when my sister and I were about 7 and 10 years old.

Here was the problem . . . we never used the door knob when we were opening or closing the doors.  For some reason our grubby little hands always grabbed the door right where the fresh coat of paint had just been put.  So imagine a white door, with a nice knob and right below it a bunch of our dirty paw prints.  Drove Dad nuts!But Dad quickly realized that yelling and screaming wasn’t going to work.  So here’s what he came up with (anyone with kids listen closely).  He offer my sister and I a quarter every time we caught the other one touching the door instead of the knob.  There were no rules or conditions.  If my sister or I said we caught the other one well he would just take our word for it and give us a quarter, no questions asked.

The first week was pretty cool.  We both probably raked in a solid $2-$3 in quarters.  But then something interesting happened.  The tide started turning.  My sister started catching me a lot more than I caught her.  That was not cool.  So I became pretty good at using the knob and suddenly I was making a bit more than my sister.  But by about week 3 or 4 something interesting happened.  The siblings were trained!  How the hell did that happen?  We were so focused on not letting the other make their 25 cents that you couldn’t get our hands on the paint if you tired.

Now, if us siblings were a little brighter we’d have colluded and come up with a master plan to bankrupt Dad one quarter at a time.  But nope, we were malleable little kids and more than that we were human.

So in the end:  $10 for the kids . . . lifetime of smudge-free paint for Dad.  Nicely played pops!

BUSINESS LESSON:  99% of the population operates from a place of fear and scarcity.  As a business-owner part of your job is to have a keen understanding of that about your clients.  Then find a way to eliminate or minimize that fear and you’ve got a fan for life!

Tell One She’s Beautiful and the Other That She’s Gorgeous

I love this story because it’s all about how total bullshit can come out of your mouth and you can still emerge victorious.

This must have taken place when I was either at the tail end of college or in my single years following college.  I get home from a party and I’m telling my dad what happened (well, it was actually the next morning – Dad didn’t really wait up for me and you’ll know why in the next story).  I told him that I saw these two girls talking and I really wanted to approach one of them and chat with her but I had no idea what to say to TWO women (one, sure, no problem, but two?).

Dad’s advice was simple, ridiculous, and utterly brilliant!  He said, “Beta (Indian word for son), you walk up to the girls, tell one of them she’s gorgeous and tell the other she’s beautiful.”

“Dad, are you kidding me?  They’ll both laugh at me and think this dude’s full of shit!”

“You’re right.  They’ll think you’re full of shit.  But they’ll also be wondering all night whether ‘gorgeous’ or ‘beautiful’ is better!”

So ridiculous that it was brilliant.  Now I did inherit my Dad’s impeccable bullshitting skills but here’s the . . .

BUSINESS LESSON:  Business does not need to be, well, all business.  It doesn’t need to be formal and proper and by-the-book.  Approach your prospects with humor.  Make it fun for someone to want to get to know you or work with you.  Open with something that makes people laugh.  It will make you human, authentic and likeable.  Remember, people buy people and they buy your authenticity and your likability.

Oh, and I’d add that you do try to use this line on the next two women you meet.  May I strongly suggest you call yourself out quickly on your own ridiculousness.  Remember, keep it real and have fun and you never know when Dad may utter words of utter brilliance (or something he knows you’ll do just cuz you’re a goofball and it’ll add to his entertainment :)

Have a great Father’s Day everyone and to my Dad for always keeping it fun and entertaining.

You rock and I love you Dad!

p.s.  I’d love to hear some great stories about your Dad and the lessons you learned.  Feel free to share them below.

That’s nice and all but honestly, who cares about satisfaction?  There’s a lot of ways to be satisfied (again, get your head out of the gutter).  Anyone can satisfy but how many can WOW?  Do you WOW your clients or do you just satisfy them?  Are they loyal?  If someone comes to them with a better price will they, “Hell no!  I love the company I work with and I don’t care what your price, I ain’t going anywhere!”  Do they tell their friends about you and your business?  You know, really rant and rave and sweat and drool over how great you are?  Is doing business with you so incredible that it feels wrong?  If not then you’re not WOW’ing your customers.

Here’s the most-awesome-est part!  It’s super-easy to WOW your customers.  Yup, it really is.  All you need to do is get them 100% satisfied and then do something, ANYTHING that goes 1% over satisfaction.  That’s 1% that no one else is doing and that’s the 1% that gets noticed.  It’s the 1% that keeps them with you for life.  It’s the 1% that makes them tell their friends.

Don’t believe me?  Check out this picture.  My friend Karyn Greenstreet was kind enough to allow me to use this picture of her bathroom (sounds weird when you type it out but anyway . . . ).  The cleaning lady in her home left her “toilet paper roses” before leaving for the day.

Do you think she noticed the extra 1% between satisfaction and being WOW’ed?  You better believe she did!

Be sure to leave toilet paper roses for your clients.  They’ll notice, they’ll stick with you and they’ll tell their friends.

Do you know what your clients REALLY think when they hear you answer your own calls?

They’re thinking, “He doesn’t seem to be doing too well.”  “She probably doesn’t have too many clients.”  “Maybe we should work with a more experienced professional!”

That is what clients are thinking when you answer your own calls!

If I hear one more business owner tell me that he or she answers their own calls because his “My clients like being able to get a hold of me on the phone . . .” Arggghhh!!!!

Of course they like getting you on the phone! It’s like having their own personal butler on call 24-hours a day, 7-days a week.

These clients do NOT respect you nor do they not think you are successful.

And clients do not want to work with unsuccessful business people!

Imagine your doctor picked up the phone whenever you called? You’d wonder if he had any business at all and you’d wonder when in the world he had time to give any attention to his patients. Not to mention how good he is at what he does . . .Our clients are no different.

Whoa!  Before you even think about  it . . . sending them to voice mail is worse.

Half of your prospective clients won’t leave a message (meaning no business for you) and the ones that do won’t be too excited about not getting at least one live person.

Yes, I understand. You “think” you can’t afford a full-time receptionist.

But the only thing more expensive than having someone answer your calls is NOT having someone answer your calls.

I use this service to handle all my incoming calls.  They do an awesome job.  They’ll take 1-2 weeks to get used to how you want your phone answered and then they are awesome!

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Or if you prefer you can just hire a full-time receptionist working 9 hours a day for $8 an hour for a total of $1584 per month (not factoring in taxes, benefits or daily lunch time).

What excuse did you give when someone asked you for your web site?
Look, you cannot afford to go one more day without having a web site or having a crappy one!
Do you realize that by NOT having your own website you

1. Lose Credibility;
2. Lose New Business; and
3. Lose Repeat Business!

Do your clients still email you at Hotmail, Yahoo, Gmail or even worse AOL?
The only thing an AOL account tells your clients that you got your email account in 1996 and you had your head stuck in the sand while the internet revolution occurred. Before you argue with me, yes, Gmail is a great email management system but it also says that I can’t invest enough to have my own website and email address.

I understand that it’s not easy to set up your own website. You don’t know what the site should look like, what functionality it should have and what it should say. But you know you’d like to use it as more than just your online business card.

I also understand how hard it is to find a good web designer that you can actually afford. So I’ve worked out three packages with MY OWN web designer so you can have your own website up and running for an unbelievably low investment!
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I’ve found this to be a phenomenal (and inexpensive) way to build rapport with clients and they are always happy to receive a surprise in the mail.  My suggestion is to send them a card and brownies as soon as they sign up to work and to also send the same to the person who referred them to you.

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For years I fought myself on whether I should be the goofball that I truly am or be the serious lawyer-type that the world wants me to be.  Sadly I have to admit that I spent too many years being the later.  That didn’t work.  Yeah sure, some people ain’t crazy about the fun side but they’re in the minority.  You’ll connect with people a lot more when you let your authentic side shine.

When we let that side come out we learn that people LOVE TO BE ENTERTAINED (we often don’t realize that as professionals and as business owners)!  And I don’t mean entertained in terms of  just movies and comedians.  When you make someone smile or laugh they develop an immediate affinity towards you and your business.  Don’t believe me, ask Bubbles about the tip she was left (and it wasn’t because of the food).

I can’t stress this enough, people buy people!  If you make them smile and laugh by just being authentic and HUMAN (yes, we often overlook being human – believe it or not) they like you more and if they like you more . . . well, you get it!

But that’s just the “what” part of it.  The more important question is the HOW part of it.  How do you get them to leave their name and email?  First, the old model of “enter your name and email to receive our weekly Ezine” is dead (or close to it).  But the concept still remains intact.

What makes someone part with their name and email is an irresistible free offer that makes them say, “Hmm, I would like a copy of that free report (or video, or CD, or whatever) and it’s worth my parting with my email to get it. ” Not only does a free report, video, CD, etc. drastically increase your odds of generating a warm prospect it also lends itself to establishing you as the expert in your realm.